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June 2012

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Jun 30, 201246 notes
“It saddens me to see girls proudly declaring they’re not like other girls – especially when it’s 41,000 girls saying it in a chorus, never recognizing the contradiction. It’s taking a form of contempt for women – even a hatred for women – and internalizing it by saying, Yes, those girls are awful, but I’m special, I’m not like that, instead of stepping back and saying, This is a lie.
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The real meaning of “I’m not like the other girls” is, I think, “I’m not the media’s image of what girls should be.” Well, very, very few of us are. Pop culture wants to tell us that we’re all shallow, backstabbing, appearance-obsessed shopaholics without a thought in our heads beyond cute boys and cuter handbags. It’s a lie – a flat-out lie – and we need to recognize it and say so instead of accepting that judgment as true for other girls, but not for you.”
—“I’m not like the other girls”, Claudia Gray  (via commanderspock)
Jun 30, 201252,496 notes
Jun 29, 201219,256 notes

Today at work, I accidentally asked a couple if I could start them off with an appetizer such as “our creamy spinach artichoke dick”.

They had pretty thick accents, so they probably just assumed that’s how Dip was pronounced

Jun 27, 20129 notes
Jun 26, 2012113,357 notes
Under The Gun Review: What The Film?! - Alien 2: On Earth → underthegunreview.net

Who knew there were more Alien movies to make fun of? 

Jun 18, 20122 notes
#Alien #alien 2 #aliens #prometheus #under the gun #what the film
How Father's Day went for me yesterday:
  • Me: *playing guitar and singing American Pie with my entire family*
  • A few hours later...
  • My sister: "I want to play guitar! I'm going to learn!"
  • Me: "Okay, you can use my older Fender."
  • Ten minutes later...
  • My sister: "I tried learning but there's no hope for me."
  • Me: "You haven't touched a guitar before an hour ago. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO LEARN? 10 YEARS IN THE MAKING YOU BUTTHOLE"
Jun 18, 20121 note

I forgot how frustrating it is to play an old RPG, skip a save point, die, and have to do the last 3 hours again.

Jun 15, 20123 notes
#final fantasy #god damn it #frustrating
Jun 15, 20124 notes
#final fanasy #batman
Jun 15, 20122 notes
#final fantasy #rpg #dumby #I'm not as funny as I think #but I think i'm really funny
Jun 15, 2012113 notes
oh FUCK.. did someone post your pics on tumblrafterhours(.)com

oh FUCK. No, they didn’t. Maybe next time, anon. You got my hopes up, you grey bastard. 

Jun 13, 20121 note
Jun 11, 201215,032 notes
Every time I read your little about me, I read vegan as virgin. And I believe it every time.

Words hurt, Fatimah 

Jun 8, 20122 notes
Jun 8, 2012122,980 notes
I was just reblogged by fuckyeahveganpizza?

Fuckyeahhhh

Jun 6, 20122 notes
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