May 2012
21 posts
How does Darth Vader eat? If you take his helmet off, he still has that harmonica in the way.
Under The Gun Review: MOVIE TRAILER: Skyfall →
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I have been waiting for this trailer for months now. Excited? You should be
Hey, remember the Max Payne movie?
Here’s an column I wrote about how awful it was.
Everyone have fun playing Max Payne 3 now.
A text I just sent to my Mom.
“Mitt Romney has just been outed as a bully in highschool. He sought out gays and people different than himself and inflicted violence and hate on them because of it. As someone who has had a child who’s entire life has been shaped and affected by bullying, I hope you take this into consideration when you vote this november”
My mom’s mom, my grandmother sat me down when I was 8 years old and told me about the black servant woman they had in the 1930s/1940s. She was a paid servant, but she was still treated negatively by my great grandparents. My grandma told me that as a child and even as she grew up, she knew it was wrong to treat someone differently because they were different.
I don’t want to have to tell that same story to my grandchildren.
Guys behind Scary/Date/Not Another Teen/Epic/Disaster Movie to make Hunger Games Parody
Variety reports today that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer sold the rights to their Hunger Games Parody entitled “The Starvation Games”.
Variety described the duo as “spoof specialists”. One can only assume that they meant special in a mean way.
Gross.
Under The Gun Review: Against Me!'s Tom Gabel Comes Out As Transgender, Reveals New Name →
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I think this is great news. To have a rock star do something like this will hopefully makes the process for transgendered people easier.
Yeah, HP Lovecraft is great, but do you know what I feel like his work needs more of? Tentacles. There just aren’t enough.
Under The Gun Review: What The Film!? - Demolition Man →
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Here’s the new What The Film!? that I wrote on Demolition Man
A cut scene from The Avengers (assumedly)
- Maria Hill: Hey, Director Fury, I have a question
- Nick Fury: What is it?
- Maria Hill: Why isn't WarMachine with The Avengers?
- Nick Fury: I'm sorry, who?
- Maria Hill: You have literally spoken with Tony about him. He's the other guy parading around in an Iron Man suit. In fact, Tony Stark has several different copies of several different armors. We could put a bunch of these suits on members of SHIELD and not have any problems.
- Nick Fury: You know how Tony is with his equipment, he won't let anyone use it
- Maria Hill: I'm pretty sure the fucking apocalypse may change his mind about what we can do with his stuff. If the world ends, he would die with it and even if he didn't give up his extra suits, WarMachine still has one that he's clearly proficient with.
- Nick Fury: Well, we only have the budget for six Avengers, and I already promised Black Widow the job.
- Maria Hill: I'm sorry, what? The budget? We're paying people to save the world now? That seems like it would really be a pro-bono situation. I'm not getting paid. Why are our funds more wisely spent on a redhead with D-cups then another invincible robot man? Is it because he's black?
- Nick Fury: Of course not, I'm black
- Maria Hill: Yeah, but you're like Will Smith and you have that blackness that's accessible to white people on a mainstream audience.
I remember the midnight release of the original Iron Man. During the post-credits scene when Nick Fury mentions “The Avengers Initiative”, the guy in the row behind me excitedly and unironically said “OH SHIT, THEY’RE MAKING A JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE”
Why is Nicolas Cage so awesome?
It’s like why are the stars so beautiful. It’s something you just need to accept.
My boyfriend and his housemates don't know what Sriracha is. THE THINGS I MUST TEACH THEM.
Words hurt, jacqueline
What about this is hurtful?
You’re the cutest
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