April 2012
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What The Film!? - Birdemic: Shock and Terror →
Here’s the new What The Film!? on 2008’s BIRDEMIC.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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faineemae: I knew this guy who took six pieces of paper and On each of them he wrote A B C D E, then during his ACT, he would shuffle them and throw them on his desk. He’d say Bismillah and pick one up and whatever it said, he wrote it down. He got a 30 on his ACT. I’m dying to know what was written on the sixth piece. Probably the answers to all the questions.
Apr 27th
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With the new Silent Hill being not at all scary, what’s a good horror game to play that’s actually scary? Get back to me tumblrsphere!
Apr 26th
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Under The Gun Review: What The Film!? - Jeepers... →
Here’s this week’s column where I try to fit in as many pop culture references as possible, as well as a Say Anything song.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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I was just at a bar that had two HDTVs. One had the Detroit Red Wings playoffs and one had Kill Bill. I have never been this happy with bar TVs
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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I was disappointed to find out that The Raven wasn’t a film adaptation of the classic series “That’s So Raven”.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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If you have ever created something and haven’t thought “Oh man, Nicolas Cage would be great in this”, then you have failed as a creative type.
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
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Under The Gun Review: What The Film!? - Fantastic... →
Here’s the new What The Film!? where I write about an awful Fantastic Four movie (but is there any other kind?)
Apr 17th
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michigan-speedster asked: That cat looks very content with what is going on.
Apr 17th
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Anonymous asked: Eat a steak you silly vegan. Don't you know vegans go to hell, silly vegan. Eat a cat you silly vegan.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 15th
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Did Amazon really suggest that I would be interested in a PAPERJAMZ JUSTIN BEIBER KEYTAR? This is what I get for looking up dinosaur toys and Lego all the time, Amazon thinks I’m 12 years old.
Apr 14th
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Anonymous asked: See, the fun thing about it is... you can assume but you'll never actually know if it's me or not. :D
Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Every gif that pops up into my dashboard is immediately made several times better by listening to The White Stripes’ Rag & Bone.
Apr 11th
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Under The Gun Review: WHAT THE FILM?! - "Hollow... →
Here’s my new column. This one sets a record for most dick jokes I’ve put in a column. Have fun!
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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WHAT THE FILM - "Jeepers Creepers" →
Here’s the new one I wrote, folks.
Apr 2nd
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