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Mar 29, 20124 notes

soupercat:

wait wait wait wait

you have got to be kidding me

you don’t actually think that you can still smoke cigarette’s while you are pregnant, do you?

Are you actually legitamently retarded?

Yes, yes you are.

No, it’s not that. She’s doing what one calls “a slow abortion”.

Mar 27, 20124 notes
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Mar 26, 20124,094 notes
#hunger games #rue #nematode
CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANT TO REACH ME

This is my whoring out of my social media sites:

My Twitter Account 

My Last.FM

My Other Tumblr

My Weekly Column at Under The Gun

Boom. Now you know me more than my parents do.

Mar 25, 2012
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Mar 22, 201233 notes
#gif #catfacing #me #tumblr
WHAT THE FILM?! - FROM DUSK TILL DAWN. GUYS. I WROTE THIS. SHARE IT.

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The Article link is right here.

The worst thing this movie did was launch George Clooney into the role of Batman.

Mar 22, 20123 notes
#From Dusk Till Dawn #george clooney #batman and robin #Under the gun #what the film
What the actual fuck

I’m better at metaphorical fucks, really. Even simile fucks, like “awesome as fuck”. Actuality isn’t something I tend to dwell in.

Mar 22, 2012
I think that gif just mind fucked me haha x

Don’t get mind pregnant.

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Mar 22, 2012
That GIF is creepy as fuck..

I’ve always found it more direful, occasionally distressing, but mostly hilarious. Never creepy.

Mar 22, 2012
so uh what's up with the sexy gif reply on my photo?LOL

It’s just a reflection of how I truly feel on the inside.

It’s symbolic.

It’s deep.

It’s a satire of everything that is and isn’t.

It is everything and because of that, nothing at the exact same time.

Mar 21, 2012
It isn't

Or maybe, just maybe, if you believe hard enough, that it could be.

Mar 21, 2012
#i probably put the cat face gif on something they did
Mar 21, 201233 notes
#me #i am just the funniest #gif #what is this really

The point at which a black hole’s gravity is strong enough that texts cannot escape it is called its “Event Verizon”

Mar 7, 20122 notes
#I am just the funniest #space pun!
Under The Gun Review: WHAT THE FILM?! Mac And Me → underthegunreview.net

This is literally the worst movie I have ever seen in my life.

Mar 5, 20121 note
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Mar 4, 2012152 notes

the-hipstergoddess:

My dad took my car in and they had said that it was probably just bad gas. In other words, I paid $30 for bad gas. Grrr. 

It was probably something it ate.

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