wait wait wait wait
you have got to be kidding me
you don’t actually think that you can still smoke cigarette’s while you are pregnant, do you?
Are you actually legitamently retarded?
Yes, yes you are.
No, it’s not that. She’s doing what one calls “a slow abortion”.
The worst thing this movie did was launch George Clooney into the role of Batman.
I’m better at metaphorical fucks, really. Even simile fucks, like “awesome as fuck”. Actuality isn’t something I tend to dwell in.
Don’t get mind pregnant.
I’ve always found it more direful, occasionally distressing, but mostly hilarious. Never creepy.
It’s just a reflection of how I truly feel on the inside.
It’s a satire of everything that is and isn’t.
It is everything and because of that, nothing at the exact same time.
Or maybe, just maybe, if you believe hard enough, that it could be.
The point at which a black hole’s gravity is strong enough that texts cannot escape it is called its “Event Verizon”
My dad took my car in and they had said that it was probably just bad gas. In other words, I paid $30 for bad gas. Grrr.
It was probably something it ate.