I have an idea for next week’s What The Film?! It’s definitely different, I’m not sure if I’ll be going in that direction or not. Hm.
I always get child-like-excited whenever I hear Brain Stew followed by Jaded on the radio.
The new X-Men movie is currently in preproduction. What X-Men should Nicolas Cage play? Answer: All of them.
There should be a Netflix type site dedicated entirely to Nicolas Cage. NicFlix
Rozonda Thomas (Chilli from TLC) came into the restaurant today with her son. She didn’t sit in my section, thank god. I would have made an ass out of myself.
“So a White Pizza, do you want Bacon on that? I’m sure you don’t want any SCRUBS”
“…that’s cute, because of the song, yes, I get it”
“I’m sorry, sometimes I can be such a CREEP”
“…Can I get a different waiter?”
“No! They’re all to busy CHASING WATERFALLS”
“I don’t think I want to eat here”
No one likes Buckcherry. Go away.