What’s the grammatically correct emoticon smiley? Is it :) or (: ? I imagine that this is something that should be regulated or at least have a standard.
To everyone who writes in third person, critisizing yourself under the guise of critisizing others: You’re not being smart, clever, or unique. You’re coming off contrived and your thinly veiled joke isn’t that funny.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...– Russel Bertrand.
Yep. That makes sense. →
This is fantastic. →
I recently realized that my eyes change dominance if I’m inside or outside. If I’m outside; my left eye is dominant, if I’m inside; it’s my right. Is this normal? I also realized that each eye is set to it’s respective white balance, if I look through the wrong eye; the world has a orange or blue tint. If sunlight gives a blue tint to everything it touches and most...
I [am not] afraid of [any] ghosts.
I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. (A work in progress).
I write messages on money. It’s my own form of social protest. A letter...– Josh Koppel
Fucking Magnets: How They Work
Shit, there’s like so many types of fucking magnets that it’d blow your fuckin’ mind. To make this shit easier to understand, I’m going to concentrate on the mother fucking bar magnet. A bar magnet is just a piece of metal that’s magnetized and shit. Each end of the fuckin’ thing is polarized differently and shit; there’s a north end and a fuckin’...
The Best Suicide Ever.
You need to get the cutest birthday card you can find (like a picture of a baby sheep and a caption of “Happy Birthday to Ewe” or something with a Disney character (Eeyore being the best one)), and you clutch it to your chest as tightly as you can as you see how close you can get to The White House on August 4 (Barack Obama’s Birthday). If you play your cards right, you can make...