November 2010
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Dane, did you just go grocery shopping and buy a leather bound copy of “The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe” and Liquor?
Yes I did. This rainy day is about to get awesome.
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A guy I work with and have worked with for 2+ months now called me “Brian” after I clocked out and took off my nametag. Brian?
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A man came into work and started talking about Pall Mall Cigarettes, I decided to chime in and say “Kurt Vonnegut smoked Pall Malls”. He looked at me and said “My friends like them too!”.
There are two possible reasons as to why he said this. - 1. He assumes that I was friends with Kurt Vonnegut and wanted to explain that his friends enjoy the same activities Kurt Vonnegut...
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17north asked: Every fucking review you write is the funniest thing ever. I look forward to them so much. It reminds me of my friend who wrote craigslist MCs in the form of huge ballads and poems. How are you doing these days?
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Anonymous asked: Dog in a dirigible?
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Anonymous asked: why does my ex keep calling me?
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"I’m sure somewhere there exists a perfectly well... →
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