24 years old. Vegan. Waiter/writer. Atlanta.
I like hats. These are my things.
I put on Thanksgiving Pandora and now it’s playing prerecorded family arguments.
I misread a recipe and put crust punks in my stuffing instead of bread crust. Now I’m not sure what to do with this mess
After much thought, ”Reptile” by Nine Inch Nails would probably be the greatest KidzBop cover ever.
Co-Worker: Want to know something you won't believe?
Co-Worker: Google "Captain of First Stealth Destroyer"
Me: Oh my god. My life will never be the same now that this is a reality.