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How does Darth Vader eat? If you take his helmet off, he still has that harmonica in the way.

Here’s an column I wrote about how awful it was.

Everyone have fun playing Max Payne 3 now. 

“Mitt Romney has just been outed as a bully in highschool. He sought out gays and people different than himself and inflicted violence and hate on them because of it. As someone who has had a child who’s entire life has been shaped and affected by bullying, I hope you take this into consideration when you vote this november”

My mom’s mom, my grandmother sat me down when I was 8 years old and told me about the black servant woman they had in the 1930s/1940s. She was a paid servant, but she was still treated negatively by my great grandparents. My grandma told me that as a child and even as she grew up, she knew it was wrong to treat someone differently because they were different. 

I don’t want to have to tell that same story to my grandchildren.

underthegunreview:

Variety reports today that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer sold the rights to their Hunger Games Parody entitled “The Starvation Games”.

Variety described the duo as “spoof specialists”. One can only assume that they meant special in a mean way.

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Gross.