Dane Sager.
27 years old. Vegan. Waiter/writer. Atlanta.

I like hats. These are my things.

 

codyjohnston:

This is how some people actually think. This is what some people took away from all of that “sharing” talk in Kindergarten. That sharing doesn’t require consent. It simply requires a desire to have what someone else has.
"You deserved this because… you would never date me."
Take out a few more words and it becomes even more clear:

"You deserved this because me."

There are a lot of similar comments on my recent Ferguson article from white males. “Yeah, black people have it bad, but so do I! We’re all human beings in this together!”
Not really. Not here. Not in this country, and certainly not seen in these people’s statements. The people above are human beings who feel they have more rights and privileges than the women they’re violating. They deserve more respect and more things simply because they want. White men are human beings, but white women are women. Black women are black women.
And when practically every person within one of those “not quite a full human being” groups says something is true of how they are (mis)treated, ‘Ol Dick Whitey comes in and makes it about them. Not about white men in general, though, about one specific white man: whoever is talking at the time. They hear millions of people, and they shush them because their movie’s being ruined. Change your fucking seat, bro.
Women have to serve and please me because I want it.
I deserve it because I want it.
I can ignore all of you, because me.

codyjohnston:

This is how some people actually think. This is what some people took away from all of that “sharing” talk in Kindergarten. That sharing doesn’t require consent. It simply requires a desire to have what someone else has.

"You deserved this because… you would never date me."

Take out a few more words and it becomes even more clear:

"You deserved this because me."

There are a lot of similar comments on my recent Ferguson article from white males. “Yeah, black people have it bad, but so do I! We’re all human beings in this together!”

Not really. Not here. Not in this country, and certainly not seen in these people’s statements. The people above are human beings who feel they have more rights and privileges than the women they’re violating. They deserve more respect and more things simply because they want. White men are human beings, but white women are women. Black women are black women.

And when practically every person within one of those “not quite a full human being” groups says something is true of how they are (mis)treated, ‘Ol Dick Whitey comes in and makes it about them. Not about white men in general, though, about one specific white man: whoever is talking at the time. They hear millions of people, and they shush them because their movie’s being ruined. Change your fucking seat, bro.

Women have to serve and please me because I want it.

I deserve it because I want it.

I can ignore all of you, because me.

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

I SAID EVERY WORD ALONGSIDE IT.

HOLY SHIT. THIS FUCKIN’ AD

first and last time i’ll ever try bing to search for something

first and last time i’ll ever try bing to search for something

Anonymous asked
Wait you're a muslim? If I knew that when I followed you it would have been a different story. That's disgusting to be honest. Unliked. Unfollowed. Good riddiance. Grasping ton would be spinning in his fucking grave to know Muslims disgraced the army uniform.

dietcokesandmentholsmokes:

popping-smoke:

Hahaha! I swear this was the best message to wake up to! I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I first noticed you white trash neo-nazis following me! I didn’t have the heart to say you were following a race traitorous, brown girl loving, American Muslim. Better go cry to Stormfront, you pathetic piece of shit! Hahahah!

And pay attention, because your remarks are about to make me shatter your sad view of American history. The relationship between Muslims and the US goes back as far as the US exists. When George Washington was was being destroyed by the British at Valley Forge, and was about to lose the war… it was African Muslims that saved him. Sultain Sidi Muhammad bin Abdallah (the ruler of Morocco) made history by being the first in the world to register the United States as a country, and allow US ships to resupply in Moroccan ports. Life-saving supplies and weapons flooded in to Washington’s Army, and the war would have been lost without them. To this day, The United States’ longest unbroken treaty is with an Islamic nation - Morocco.

I’m also a tenth generation American, son. My family came here in 1716. That’s more than half a century before The United States of America was even born. My 8th great grandfather fought alongside Washington in Valley Forge, and was given 200 acres of land as a gift for his outstanding actions in battle. If Washington knew I served in “his Army” and followed my family’s legacy, he would shake my hand and thank me for being a true patriot. For embodying the true American virtues of service, humility, and freedom of religion that he fought for.

And one last tidbit: Thomas Jefferson owned a Quran, and to this day, it’s still kept safe in the Library of Congress. He, along with James Madison and George Washington, argued that America should be open to Muslims as citizens, office-holders, and even presidents. John Adams - our 2nd president - also owned a Quran, and called the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) a “great seeker of truth.” Benjamin Franklin called Islam the “model of compassion.” If there’s anyone our founding fathers would be ashamed of… it’s you. Thank you for your unfollow.

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"George, you can’t write a bunch of political stuff for three hours and call it Star Wars"
"Yes, I can"
"There has to be some sort of action. It even says ‘wars’ in the title"
"Then I’ll put Mario Kart into it"
"(pinches nose, sighs) George. You can’t put Mario Kart into Star Wars"
"Too late. I’m gunna. You made me do this. You”

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George Lucas sits down to write the first draft of episode 7 for Disney. Writes one word: “Tariff”, immediately gets an erection.

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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I made my own label for this bottle of Fireball

I made my own label for this bottle of Fireball